What should I reply to make me?
Funny and playful comebacks to “make me”
- 01“I’m on my way now!”
- 02“Don’t tempt me.”
- 03“Make me.”
- 04[Say nothing, smile]
- 05[Punch him/her in the arm]
- 06“Meet me outside then!”
- 07“Did mom ever tell you that you were born on the highway?
- 08“That sounds like your problem.”
How do you respond when someone says no one cares?
You: You care enough to respond. Nobody: I said NO ONE cares. You: The nobody is you. I don’t know who this ‘no one’ is, but I’m glad that they care enough for you to feel the need to tell me about it!
How do you respond to you’re tall?
When somebody says, “Wow, you’re tall!” you should tell them, “I’m not tall. You’re just short.” or rather look them down… and… slightly less down and say, “Grow up!”
What are the best comebacks in an argument?
100 Best Funny & Good Comebacks In An Argument 1. Yes, I talk like an Idiot. How else would you understand me? 2. Somewhere out there, a tree is producing oxygen for you. You owe that tree an apology 3. Hold up, are you yelling at me or shitting at me? 4. I bet If you run the way your mouth does,
What are some good comebacks to insult someone?
These comebacks are best for those situations where you don’t just want to insult someone—you want to own the room. #1 If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. #2 The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait. #3 If you’re going to be two-faced, you could at least make one
What are some good comebacks that let you walk away feeling victorious?
100 Good Comebacks & Sick Burns That’ll Let You Walk From Any Argument Away Feeling Victorious 1. You’re the reason God created the middle finger. (istock) 2. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them. 3. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What are some good comebacks for Jerks?
You’re just a sissy. You look like a before picture. You grow on people, like a wart! I fart to make you smell better. Feel free to use these good comebacks for jerks.